tirsdag, april 10, 2007
Boy or Girl?
Is it a boy or is it a girl or perhaps it is both? Well this is a question that haunts becoming parents. I don't know if they think that everywhere. Who knows what kind of sexes they have other places in the universe, and I am not shure if i want to konw. Anyway.. boy or girl? Some parents get some kind of answer to the question when they go to a ultrasonography. But then again the answer they get may be wrong. The only way of geting an aswer is to have a look you know where. And even then you may be wrong...
søndag, februar 05, 2006
What's that smell?
I realy do not think this question need any explanation whatsoever.
mandag, oktober 24, 2005
Where is the fish?
Ever been on a fishing trip?
The big question when on a fishingtrip is where is the damn fish! Mostly it is in the water, but water cover quite a lot of the surface of this earth so to know that fish is in the water does not help a lot. My guess is (this is not scientificly proven I think) that there is a bigger percentage of water in fish, than there is fish in water.
This question has also been asked by "The Monty pythons" in the fish sketch. If you have not seen it. Do.
You can also ask yourself this question some times when you eat pre made frozen gratinated fish meals. At least here in Norway. There is almost no fish in it, sometimes I have a feeling there is no fish whatsoever.
The big question when on a fishingtrip is where is the damn fish! Mostly it is in the water, but water cover quite a lot of the surface of this earth so to know that fish is in the water does not help a lot. My guess is (this is not scientificly proven I think) that there is a bigger percentage of water in fish, than there is fish in water.
This question has also been asked by "The Monty pythons" in the fish sketch. If you have not seen it. Do.
You can also ask yourself this question some times when you eat pre made frozen gratinated fish meals. At least here in Norway. There is almost no fish in it, sometimes I have a feeling there is no fish whatsoever.
torsdag, september 22, 2005
When will the ladies arrive?
Last weekend I was on this party. On this party there was a huge majority of male participants. It did not take long before the question "When will the ladies arrive?" emerged.
It was mostly the single male individuals that uttered this question again and again. For them it seemed like a party without single female participants was no real party. For one male individual in particular it seemed like the world would almost go under unless there where females at this party soon. It became clear to me that this male individual was driven by the instinct to reproduce and secure the human race. A noble endeavor indeed.
This must have been a question human males and males of all species have asked since the dawn of man (man as in the male sex). Most likely since the invention of genders. It probably works the other way too. With females waiting for males but I really do not know anything about that.
I have said before that I won't provide answers to my question. But on this question I will make an exception. The ladies will never arrive on time! At least not on events where they have to wear makeup and nice clothes.
It was mostly the single male individuals that uttered this question again and again. For them it seemed like a party without single female participants was no real party. For one male individual in particular it seemed like the world would almost go under unless there where females at this party soon. It became clear to me that this male individual was driven by the instinct to reproduce and secure the human race. A noble endeavor indeed.
This must have been a question human males and males of all species have asked since the dawn of man (man as in the male sex). Most likely since the invention of genders. It probably works the other way too. With females waiting for males but I really do not know anything about that.
I have said before that I won't provide answers to my question. But on this question I will make an exception. The ladies will never arrive on time! At least not on events where they have to wear makeup and nice clothes.
fredag, september 09, 2005
What's for dinner?
A grand question indeed. I will not go into details about an answer, because there are so many. You may replace this question according to your current situation.
Some places it will be more like: What is dinner? Or Has anyone got something we can eat?
If you are an opportunistic survivor of a plane crash in an extremely deserted area of the world, the question could be: Who's for dinner?
It is a really important question. It is probably one of the most frequently asked questions in the world. You may ask it to others or you may ask yourself. It demands an answer or else you will go hungry for the next 5 - 6 hours to... well how long your body can live without food.
To sum up: A frequently asked question of high importance!
Some places it will be more like: What is dinner? Or Has anyone got something we can eat?
If you are an opportunistic survivor of a plane crash in an extremely deserted area of the world, the question could be: Who's for dinner?
It is a really important question. It is probably one of the most frequently asked questions in the world. You may ask it to others or you may ask yourself. It demands an answer or else you will go hungry for the next 5 - 6 hours to... well how long your body can live without food.
To sum up: A frequently asked question of high importance!
onsdag, september 07, 2005
What is the question quest?
Well you know! There is a lot of questions in the world! Some with answers and some without! I want to start a quest for the ultimate question. You may say:
William Shakespeare - To be, or not to be (from Hamlet 3/1). To be, or not to be: that is the question.
Well I want a recount! And this William lived a long time ago, when to be was a lot harder than it is today. At least in my quiet little spot on this spinning rock in the great void.
I gladly take any suggestions and comments about what the question may be.
William Shakespeare - To be, or not to be (from Hamlet 3/1). To be, or not to be: that is the question.
Well I want a recount! And this William lived a long time ago, when to be was a lot harder than it is today. At least in my quiet little spot on this spinning rock in the great void.
I gladly take any suggestions and comments about what the question may be.
